>Be me, About Ahmed


>I identify as just an Ethiopian. I reject having any tribal identity.


>Ruling commie party (EPRDF) and Ira's coalition gives me some opportunities as result


>İn 2018 Hailemariam Desalegn hands over rule to me saying "This is needed for democratic process" this means "do your thing" in my language.


>While elections are coming closer i just disband this commie party and replace it with newly founded "prosperity party"


>Every other member of coalition agrees with me and unite their seats except Tigrayan People's Liberation Front. Ok, rejecting is part of democracy.


>China is still ok with me, cool



>I have some beef with Egypt though, very non-cool. But whatever, I am hopeful.


>2020 comes, election year


>Coronavirus too


>There is no enough internet or mail service to support distant elections


>"Hey parliament, let's postpone elections. We already have epidemics now we have this in our country. 2021 ok?"


>Parliament: "Ok", "Ok", "Ok", "Ok"



Tigrayan niggas: No.



>Tigray suddenly burst into "W wuz oppressed n shiet???" hysteria and makes its own election without any kind of formal process.


>"Tigrayan People's Liberation Front %98!" the niggas say


>HAH! AYY LMAO.


>I don't recognize elections but it is still cute so i won't take any action.


>Tigrayan local security forces starts to attack Ethiopian Northern Command soldiers


Ok now you gone far Tigray



>I send soldiers to that area but don't command them anything



>Tigrayans attack army's Northern Command Headquarters forcibly recruit soldiers and imprison ones they couldn't recruit


>We will take back there!


>Wait


>CHINESE WEAPONS WAS THERE


>FUCK


>Tigray security forces send missiles to Eritrean capital and start chaos there


>FUCK


>I call Ethiopian president and say "Hey bro sorry man Tigrayan terrorists must be destroyed."


>Eritrean president answers "Don't worry bro, I am with you."


Now UN says to me "You did crimes.against civilians. Don't start a conflict or i will cease aid" smh.


Nigga if i let you rule this shitty ass country you would do much worser "crimes" than me.



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tigray_conflict
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No.400 Anonymous 11/17/2020 05:11:00
2020 Tigray conflict in summary, from president of Ethiopia's perspective:


>Be me, About Ahmed


>I identify as just an Ethiopian. I reject having any tribal identity.


>Ruling commie party (EPRDF) and Ira's coalition gives me some opportunities as result


>İn 2018 Hailemariam Desalegn hands over rule to me saying "This is needed for democratic process" this means "do your thing" in my language.


>While elections are coming closer i just disband this commie party and replace it with newly founded "prosperity party"


>Every other member of coalition agrees with me and unite their seats except Tigrayan People's Liberation Front. Ok, rejecting is part of democracy.


>China is still ok with me, cool



>I have some beef with Egypt though, very non-cool. But whatever, I am hopeful.


>2020 comes, election year


>Coronavirus too


>There is no enough internet or mail service to support distant elections


>"Hey parliament, let's postpone elections. We already have epidemics now we have this in our country. 2021 ok?"


>Parliament: "Ok", "Ok", "Ok", "Ok"



Tigrayan niggas: No.



>Tigray suddenly burst into "W wuz oppressed n shiet???" hysteria and makes its own election without any kind of formal process.


>"Tigrayan People's Liberation Front %98!" the niggas say


>HAH! AYY LMAO.


>I don't recognize elections but it is still cute so i won't take any action.


>Tigrayan local security forces starts to attack Ethiopian Northern Command soldiers


Ok now you gone far Tigray



>I send soldiers to that area but don't command them anything



>Tigrayans attack army's Northern Command Headquarters forcibly recruit soldiers and imprison ones they couldn't recruit


>We will take back there!


>Wait


>CHINESE WEAPONS WAS THERE


>FUCK


>Tigray security forces send missiles to Eritrean capital and start chaos there


>FUCK


>I call Ethiopian president and say "Hey bro sorry man Tigrayan terrorists must be destroyed."


>Eritrean president answers "Don't worry bro, I am with you."


Now UN says to me "You did crimes.against civilians. Don't start a conflict or i will cease aid" smh.


Nigga if i let you rule this shitty ass country you would do much worser "crimes" than me.



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tigray_conflict

Anonymous No.401 11/17/2020 05:15:47
And also Tigrayans are crazy ass niggas https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-africa-54922971