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|No.400 Anonymous 11/17/2020 05:11:00 |
2020 Tigray conflict in summary, from president of Ethiopia's perspective:
>Be me, About Ahmed
>I identify as just an Ethiopian. I reject having any tribal identity.
>Ruling commie party (EPRDF) and Ira's coalition gives me some opportunities as result
>İn 2018 Hailemariam Desalegn hands over rule to me saying "This is needed for democratic process" this means "do your thing" in my language.
>While elections are coming closer i just disband this commie party and replace it with newly founded "prosperity party"
>Every other member of coalition agrees with me and unite their seats except Tigrayan People's Liberation Front. Ok, rejecting is part of democracy.
>China is still ok with me, cool
>I have some beef with Egypt though, very non-cool. But whatever, I am hopeful.
>2020 comes, election year
>There is no enough internet or mail service to support distant elections
>"Hey parliament, let's postpone elections. We already have epidemics now we have this in our country. 2021 ok?"
>Parliament: "Ok", "Ok", "Ok", "Ok"
Tigrayan niggas: No.
>Tigray suddenly burst into "W wuz oppressed n shiet???" hysteria and makes its own election without any kind of formal process.
>"Tigrayan People's Liberation Front %98!" the niggas say
>HAH! AYY LMAO.
>I don't recognize elections but it is still cute so i won't take any action.
>Tigrayan local security forces starts to attack Ethiopian Northern Command soldiers
Ok now you gone far Tigray
>I send soldiers to that area but don't command them anything
>Tigrayans attack army's Northern Command Headquarters forcibly recruit soldiers and imprison ones they couldn't recruit
>We will take back there!
>CHINESE WEAPONS WAS THERE
>Tigray security forces send missiles to Eritrean capital and start chaos there
>I call Ethiopian president and say "Hey bro sorry man Tigrayan terrorists must be destroyed."
>Eritrean president answers "Don't worry bro, I am with you."
Now UN says to me "You did crimes.against civilians. Don't start a conflict or i will cease aid" smh.
Nigga if i let you rule this shitty ass country you would do much worser "crimes" than me.