Storytelling: >Be me >Interested in old tech >Uses shavette to shave my beard, drinks from metallic cup and avoids eating fast food >I walk around in İzmir and I notica a religious shop >I enter with "selamum aleykum", one bearded fat old man and a hijabi woman in shop respond with "ve aleykum selam". >I look around and I notice a fancy Quran >Bearded guys tells me that this is a silver-coated hand-written Quran and tells me that this is 3600 Türk lirası >My broke ass say "Alhamdulillah, nice price. but I wont buy it. Thanks" then i notice the fancy "perfumes" >I ask the guy prices and he stands up and shows the red one and says "This is amber, rose and sandalwood, this is 10 lira", grabs a green one and says "this is what prophet Muhammad salallahualayhiwasalam used, it contains Indian sandalwood, Musk and amber" 20 liras >Then he shows the black very fancy bottle and says "And this is mix of rose, Indian sandalwood, basil and amber, very good scent and very durable. 40 liras.


>In the hype i buy the green one


>At home I just use the two drops of it and few minutes later i notice i made a mistake. It smells like testicles mixed with flowers.


>I go to campus and because of the very sad smell everyone avoids me.


>I told my friend about the situation and he says "Dude, the hacı yağı is used for make women stay away from you, most of religious men use it for this."



>I ask "really?" and he grabs his ohone and shows this video: https://youtu.be/rVf64IVZl6M


>I just wanted to smell good to my friends in old fashion way. From now i use cologne like my father did.'/>

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No.8768 Anonymous 02/24/2020 10:02:55
Fun fact: In Turkey, very religious Muslim men are avoiding using perfume and cologne. They use alcoholles oil-based essence named "hacı yağı" (pilgrim's oil, lmao) or in formal sense they are named "alkolsüz esans" (alcoholless essence).


Storytelling: >Be me >Interested in old tech >Uses shavette to shave my beard, drinks from metallic cup and avoids eating fast food >I walk around in İzmir and I notica a religious shop >I enter with "selamum aleykum", one bearded fat old man and a hijabi woman in shop respond with "ve aleykum selam". >I look around and I notice a fancy Quran >Bearded guys tells me that this is a silver-coated hand-written Quran and tells me that this is 3600 Türk lirası >My broke ass say "Alhamdulillah, nice price. but I wont buy it. Thanks" then i notice the fancy "perfumes" >I ask the guy prices and he stands up and shows the red one and says "This is amber, rose and sandalwood, this is 10 lira", grabs a green one and says "this is what prophet Muhammad salallahualayhiwasalam used, it contains Indian sandalwood, Musk and amber" 20 liras >Then he shows the black very fancy bottle and says "And this is mix of rose, Indian sandalwood, basil and amber, very good scent and very durable. 40 liras.


>In the hype i buy the green one


>At home I just use the two drops of it and few minutes later i notice i made a mistake. It smells like testicles mixed with flowers.


>I go to campus and because of the very sad smell everyone avoids me.


>I told my friend about the situation and he says "Dude, the hacı yağı is used for make women stay away from you, most of religious men use it for this."



>I ask "really?" and he grabs his ohone and shows this video: https://youtu.be/rVf64IVZl6M

>I just wanted to smell good to my friends in old fashion way. From now i use cologne like my father did.

Anonymous No.8813 02/29/2020 06:57:52
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Anonymous No.8833 03/06/2020 01:33:14
>interested in old tech Nice. So am I. What era of tech are you most interestsd in? For me it’s gotta be mid-80s. Where I live (UAE) the MSX standard of microcomputers was very popular so I own a bunch of those (pic related).

Anonymous No.8835 03/06/2020 02:38:45
>>8833 I drink tea from porcelain teapot my fsther bought when he was young, I shave with shavette instead of glette razor, I use soap and cologne instead of perfume, I have FreeDOS installed in my flashdisk full of DOS games and I have used Windows XP until 2016. XP is faster than Windows 10 btw.